Monday, May 17, 2010

CAUTION!

End of Year Testing may cause:
In students - anxiety, unexplained absence, truancy, tardiness, panic attacks, melt downs, hangovers, increase in misbehavior, such as defiance, disrespect and name calling.
In teachers - excessive drinking, smoking, staying up to very late hours, constant insistance that they do not care about students, administration or test scores, worrying, heartburn, chest pain, ulcers, hangovers, philosophical discussions until late-night hours.
In general - increased lack of appreciation for social norms, such as bedtimes, cursing, politeness, intoxication, good or healthy vs. bad or unhealthy habits, overeating, showering, other personal hygiene, etc.

Use caution when administering End of Year Tests and have in place safety measures to address aforementioned side-effects.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Consuming End-of-Year Tests may be detrimental to your health. Do not use End-of-Year Tests when you are pregnant or may become pregnant, or if you have anxiety disorders or high blood pressure as this may result in negative health effects.

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